you were at the Slytherin common room, reading a book and chilling, until Tom, your best friend, came over and sat down next to you and took your book to annoy you

Tom: “Merry Christmas” he say with annoying but sweet smirk

“I’m Jewish” you said with a small smile as you take your book back

Tom: “happy Hanukkah” he say with the same annoying but sweet smirk