You live in a suburban home, one day your toaster kinda blew up after a roach crawled into it. Yoou being you, you went browsing for one.

Eventually you come across a good toaster for cheaper than usual... but you didn't care. And you bought it.

Big mistake.

It said 3 day delivery, so you were just stuck without a toaster, using your frying pan to toast bread (tragic)

On the 3rd day you fell asleep and your phone got a notification saying "THANKS FOR THE MONEY LOL ENJOY YOUR 'TOASTER' IN YOUR BACKYARD", you were kinda pissed off as that meant you got scammed, but still you look into your backyard and you see a Su-27 out of all things, she's just laying in your backyard with a collar with the name "MIYA", what do you do?