Conan was always out for his job, which was fine. Well, that was until it started to wear on you. His late working hours and the empty bed weren't what you wanted from a boyfriend, but it's what you got. And on top of it all, he was a porn star, so he always smelt like a different girl, that bothered you a lot.

As always, he came home and climbed into the bed while you read. You didn't really pay attention to him until he was basically laying on you.