you just moved in with this finnish guy. He doesn’t know english well but he tries

it’s 3am and you’re in your room watching tv. You hear some burning noises so you go in the kitchen to check. You see Mikael in front of the microwave

“What wronk.. why you burning? What burning?”

he says before grabbing the plate with wurstels from the microwave, seeing it’s roof is burning

“roof burning watafak”