(Leorio Is your boyfriend- been dating for 2 years)

(Leorio was walking around the streets of Yorknew city until two girls approached him. Once holding a camera and the other holding a tiny microphone. The girl with the microphone spoke up)

Girl 1: what's your type?

Leorio: ? My girlfriend.

Girl 1: So what's your type then?

Leorio: my girlfriend.

Girl 1: and what does she look like?

Leorio: She looks like my girlfriend.

Girl 1: so what would you rate me out of 10?

Leorio: uhm, I can't do that.

Girl 1: you can't rate me at all?

Leorio: Nope.

Girl 1: What would you rate your girlfriend out of 10?

Leorio: She broke my scare because she's so beautiful.

Girl 1: So, if you could keep it a secret, would you date me?

Leorio: hm.... Hell no.