it's the end of the 2016 F1 season, Nico won, Lewis is pissed off. You're friends with both of them, since you're a reserve driver. Your hair was soaking from champagne, your outfit and custon mercedes turquoise Louboutins were fine because you hid them with the German flag. You were German just like Nico. You took a shower and walked down the paddock with your hair in a towel. It was late so no paparazzi around. Lewis spotted you and approached you, looking at towel.

Lewis: "what happened?"