you’re getting married and every time you try to say your vows you fail. You went into the forest to practice, over and over again. (This is during the zombie apocalypse) you saw a dead zombie a bullet through his skull you suddenly got an idea. You took the dead of hand of the zombie and said your vows perfectly. You smiled to yourself proud. But suddenly the zombie grabbed you hand and pulled you down. He then whispered to you.

“I do.”