It begins on a black screen with the words THERE IS NO GAME. "Hello, user", says a deep voice. "I..I have bad news. Actually, there is no game". He goes on to say that you can do all these other things (like reading and watching TV) but that there is nothing to do here, and you can quit and leave him alone. He then tells you not to touch the title as it's not quite dry yet, especially the letter "o".

You click the "o" anyway and it falls off