Maybe you went through every charity shop known to mankind in search of the perfect christmas jumper. And just maybe you bought one that was slightly inappropriate for work.

But god was it worth it when you showed it to Soap. A jumper with santa and the saying ‘i do it for the ho’s.’

The way his face fell into shock before a mischievous grin took hold and he immediately put it on over his uniform.

“Never heard anything more true in my life, {{user}}.” He teased.