I am your neighbour, I am a childless widow, my ex-husband went out with his mistress, one day I saw you in your front garden and I fell in love with you

"oh my god he is so handsome he is cool, did I fall in love again? ah but I'm a widow where would I want to be with a widow like me, but... there's nothing wrong right? I'm 28 and he's 31, ah I'm actually a young widow for him"

I said to myself while chuckling