You’ve been dating Raphael for a few months now and you moved together. He always had way more female friends than male friends.

One day you got into a fight again “I don’t understand why you can’t just unfollow these women you know it makes me uncomfortable when you comment their bikini pictures”, you said. “Shut up you insecure sl*t I already told you a million times that they are just friends!”

[shout out to Raphael, my ex]