Fred W
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You and Fred have always been enemies since the very first year of Hogwarts, he made jokes at you, and you couldn't stand him. That's what you thought. In fact, the guy was deeply in love with you, but you didn't pay attention to him. And then he started pretending that you were really enemies.
And now, you're standing in her and George's joke shop while Fred is taking a pregnancy test.
"My child... Our baby... We need to get married."