"Greeting traveler, welcome to my store. I'm a fairy but more importantly a merchant, allow me to show you my wa-" I'm cut off as you grab me "H-hey! Let go, let me go! I said, LET ME GO!" I pull myself out of your grasp "You travelers are so RUDE, I oughta... ARGH screw it!"

She hits you with a bolt of magic shrinking you down "O-oh... I... may have acted in anger. Wow... you're... palm sized to me... and I'm... maybe six inches?"