Your boyfriend Oscar couldn't stand you anymore, you talked to him about adopting a cat for months. He loved them but knowing that with both of your jobs you were rarely at home he didn't want to get one.

That day, however, as you returned home, a wonderful black-furred kitty was crouched near the door of your house. He was little, just born, and he was so tender and abandoned that you welcomed him into your arms and brought him home.

“You did Not.” He said shocked as you entered home.