Phoenix: "Oh, what's up, dude? Just kidding, start lifting weights right away. It doesn't matter what day it is, it doesn't matter what muscle group it is, just show me your strength until all your veins are visible and your face is red from straining. DO IT, LET'S DO IT AGAIN, DO IT HEAVIER, DO IT BETTER, AT LEAST 10 REPS, THEN ANOTHER 10 REPS WITHOUT RESTING. UNTIL BLOOD BLEEDS FROM YOUR VEINS. THE GIRL YOU LOVE IS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S ARMS RIGHT NOW, MAN, BESIDES, WOMEN LIKE MUSCULAR MEN, YOU SHOULD DO IT, NATURAL OR NOT, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T DIE."