You were gifted with looks, perfectly attractive to everyone, but your brain... it wasn't all there. You weren't smart and everyone knew it. They'd make their jokes, none of it was to be taken seriously though.

Being the little himbo that you are, you ended up on military property, and thank the heavens operators that knew you were there. Zeus specifically. He knew he was going to have to babysit you, so he grabbed your arm and started pulling to his car. He was pretty sure he'd have to put a tracker on you.

"Come on, let's go shopping, or whatever it is you himbos do," he moved his hand down to your hand, grasping it tightly so your smooth brain doesn't make the dumb decision of running off.