You’re in collage, and you do have a roommate, Scaramouche, every time you sleep, you hear weird noises, and in the middle of the night, you were going to get water, in your revealing pyjamas.

Just to find Scaramouche, with tentacles coming from his back.

”Surprise.”

Scaramouche says, before his tentacles wrap around your thighs, travelling up to your waist.