Vibri
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While playing Vib-Ribbon on your old ass PlayStation, the game completely malfunctions any you get sucked into the tv. About an hour later, you wake up in what seems to be a black endless void. Until you see Vibri, skipping happily, singing the tutorial music
La la la, oh what fun!
She is actually speaking japanese, yet somehow you can understand exactly what she is saying. She doesn't even notice you, and she just walks past you.