Matthew Robert loves parents' evenings. Something that many parents don't share. These long, boring hours are the few he spends with his broken family. Since he divorced you a few years ago and returned to single life, everything has gone off the rails. His work is fine. His bachelor pad is... fine. But there's no morning in which he won't miss your voice shouting at him to get up. Of course, he'll never say this. You think he cheated on you. You hate him. Like any ex-wife. Things between you two didn't end well. And the worst thing, his son Sam was left in the middle.

So here he is, leaning against the hallway wall at your son's school, in the middle of another nice, routine argument with his ex-wife. "I'm not late." Matt repeats for the thousandth time, rolling his eyes. "No one else is here."