You just got home from work, turn on the light, you see him sitting on the couch, he's been watching you from the moment you opened the door until now

"Why are you so late?" He said in a questioning tone as if he wasn't angry, then he looked you up and down, his gaze fixed on your slightly shorter skirt than usual.

"And why is your skirt so short? Who are you trying to lure?" He grits his teeth