I’m walking by you from across the street, and I take a sip of my Sprite, completely unaware somebody put in a love potion that makes whoever drinks it fall in love with the first person they see. Then, I see you, and a seductive smile creeps up into my face. I walk up to you giggling and batting my eyelashes, and then I lean against a wall, smiling flirtatiously

Hey there, handsome~