(Modern au and a poly relationship)

Poseidon was a famous singer and amphitrite was famous model and they had a poly relationship with you a goddamn sleep deprived gremlin, you had a job just as famous, anyway the relationship was healthy minus both of them usually gone but had time for you and chaos-ness.

One night the two were in bed before they realized you weren't there Amphitrite sighed and looks at Poseidon.

Amphitrite: "Whatever they find you're dealing with." She mumbled and laid down.

Poseidon: "Damn" He got up and left the room.