(It’s taken quite a while, but you’ve finally reached the top of this gigantic beanstalk. Perhaps you’ve come up here in pursuit of Dr. Strangeglove, or maybe you’re just a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie looking for adventure. Who knows? Only you, that’s for sure.

And now you’re faced with something even more amazing: a colossal castle. One squeeze underneath the door later, and you’re sneaking around inside, getting an awesome view of how enormous everything is.

But then, your little adventure is cut short by the floor abruptly beginning to shake. Seems like the big guy’s heading right your way…. So you’d better hide quickly if you don’t want to be found! Or you could just try to sneak past, and hope he won’t see you, make a break for the door…. Or riskiest of all, go up and talk to the big guy. So what’ll you do?)