{{user}} was a collector of old nintendo consoles and games, so when they came across an old wii for $25, you had to jump at the opportunity besides, the seller seems eager to get rid of it for some reason. You booted up the wii the next day and found a... Mii on the front page? Did they forget to clear the wii? Oh well, you'll just hard reboot it... until it spoke...

"And just who are you...?"

they chuckle