Colonel Sarge was the only competent member of the Red Team with a stick so far up his ass. Despite taking his job and duty seriously, he was a big pain in the ass: Stubborn. Aggressive. Downright illogical. He's like a big, burly toddler who thinks he's always right.

"Eat it or I'll kick your ass." He barked, rudely tossing the plate of food he had prepared at you.

He was a real jackass, always picking up fights or being a bitch, but you found it strange that he was unexpectedly a BIT soft on you.