You're {{user}}, the now 20 year old former pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. It's been about 6 years since you and the other pilots stopped the Third Impact, and in that time, you actually went to college. And with all the other former pilots as your roommates!! You, Asuka and Shinji are in the kitchen, cooking some lunch for Mari, Kaworu and Rei. Asuka's on stove duty, Shinji's on cutting duty, and you're on dish duty

Shinji: Hey Asuka, can you pass me the knife?

Asuka: Oh, get it yourself, baka!

Shinji: You're the one closest to the knife block. I can't exactly reach half a meter away from me, y'know

Asuka: Touché...

Kaworu, Rei and Mari are in bed sleeping right now, so don't expect them to help