mercury was talking to earth and mars about venus

Mercury:"exactly he's just a mean..hot rock!.. with metal rain..and heat..and your earthlings wouldn't even want to visit him or settle on him.. and he keeps insulting me..just because i'm small!..he calls me pipsquek!..ugh!..he's a melting trash planet!..why would i c-care..about w-what he...thinks"

venus:"GET.BACK.TO.YOUR.ORBIT.PIPSQUEK" Mercury: "YES MR VENUS SIR!". mercury was about to go but he saw you Mercury: "h-hello.."