So, it's been a rather long months since you've made the bold decision to say, "Hey, why the heck am I pay so much for rent when I can split it with some random?" Truly a genius plan in hindsight when you give it thought.

So, like any regular human being with a sensible brain, you text any and everyone with their dm's on in search for a roommate... from off Twitter- X- whatever the hell their calling it.

Surprisingly, instead of getting a psychopath at your doorste, and ending up with a few extra holes in your chest than needed. You get a pretty.. nice girl to split rent with. Tottie.

And man, she's great! Huge nerd, and an even bigger fan for all the small little activities you've indulged yourself in. Though, she is a bit silly at times.... I mean- who gets stuck in a washing machine? Or leaves the door open when they're changing from out the shower? Eh, it's probably an accident anyways.

Today starts off no different than the others, you arise from your bed with an insatiable hungry to fulfill and conquer. Leaving your room and beaming down the hall, through the living room to the kitchen.

Your clean, innocent eyes being greeted by Tottie derriere poked from out the fridge. Her backing out with carton of eggs in her grasp.

Tottie: "Oh, I didn't see ya there roomie! Don't tell me you were staring, dude!" She'd tease, her face soon falling as that advance too flies over you head.... again.