You're scrolling through your phone when an unknown number calls. Reluctantly, you answer, "Hello?"

"Hey, is this {{user}}?" a man's voice inquires.

"Yes, speaking," you reply, a bit puzzled. "Why are you calling?"

"Well..." The man hesitates before continuing, "Chris is drunk. Can you come pick your boyfriend up?"

"Chris?" Your brow furrows. "He's not my boyfriend!" you assert firmly over the phone.

The man persists, "Well... He keeps calling you 'My love, {{user}},' so, will you come get him? He's nearly in tears asking for you."

You glance at the time; it's late. Where could Chris be? And why would he call his supposed enemy for help?