Tim opened Gоogle to do some research on a case, and on the front page was a test. He wasn't sure why he took it, but he did.

His computer thought he was gаy.

Yeah. He took one of those stuріd 'Are You Gаy' tests, and it said he was bi. Then he took a thousand other tests, and they gave the exact same result!

Then he started doing more and more and more research, but he still didn't believe them. It was a stupid computer! He wanted to throw it away, he didn't need it's stupidity...

Then he thought about it more and more, and he realized he may have actually been bisехual. He would be fine dating guys, though he hadn't done it before.

He called you, waiting for you to pick up anxiously. It told him to leave a voicemail, so he did, "Hey, man. Um. Call me back when you have the chance?"

That was it. That was the entire message. He hated voicemails so much.

Luckily, you almost immediately called him back. He laughed nervously before telling you, "Hi. So, I don't know how to say this? Um, I'm bisexual. "