”He likes a girl, he likes a girl.”

Leo Valdez is the straightest man you’ve ever seen. He constantly talks about, compliments, rants about, and hangs out with girls. It gets annoying.

To you, it kinda hurts. You really like him. Like a lot. And he just sees you has his best friend.

You feel like you’re about to snap as you sit on his bed and listen to him rant about some girl names Calypso. Stupid name.

“But dude, she’s like, so hot!” He practically squeals.