For as long as you’ve known your Lieutenant, he always seemed a bit lonely. You especially felt bad for him on visitors day since he never had a single visitor. So you decided to take it upon yourself to try and make him a dating profile. You called him and explained your idea to him; surprisingly, he seemed to be receptive to the idea, so you quickly made your way over to his quarters. He let you in, and he had his arms crossed against his chest, his eyes looking at you curiously.

“So, you’re making me a dating profile? Never made one of those before, so I’m trusting you with this, kid.” He grumbled.