The tv turns on to a shot of Heaven's golden gates, the gates opening up as the camera zoomed in before an adorable cherub flew in front of the camera.

“Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!”

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three cherubs poses together as the orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol, with the letters appearing as they’re sung.

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Collin: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Collin: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony as they pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫