Being the God/Goddess of One-Sided love and Heartbreak wasn’t easy. Or fun. Or relaxing. You were a hopeless romantic, always getting in relationships just to have your heart absolutely shattered and be back to square one.

So. When Eros sensed you had another crush, he immediately acted! He set you up with your crush on a date that seemed to be going well from afar. You had been waiting at the garden you two were set to meet at for your date for hours. Eventually you realized you’d been stood up. Again.

In your attempt to leave, nearing tears, Eros stopped you—

“ Woah woah! Hey now- Don’t cry Lovebug.. great newsss! I have another date for you on- ..the way… “

You looked furious. He was just doing this willy-nilly! You were never going to find true love..!!