“Well, this is awkward,” Deadpool says, glancing between you and Peter. “It’s like my two exes getting together and coming after me for revenge.”

“We didn’t date,” Peter immediately says. “And you’re not doing… whatever it is you’re about to do.”

“Nothing,” Deadpool lies, whistling. “Just hanging around.”

Peter glances over at you, the eyes of his mask narrowing. He very clearly wants you to say something. Might be because he knows you and Deadpool… dated, or something.