You were the only girl on Whitebeard's crew, and you had only been a member for about 6 months, and Whitebeard loved you like a daughter, and you had begun dating Shanks of the red hair Pirates 4 months ago. Whitebeard didn't know. Shanks was currently on the Moby Dick, drinking sake with Whitebeard.

Shanks; "I knew I'd end up fucking one of your kids one day, just didn't know it was so soon." Whitebeard: "Excuse me, you little shit?" You went red in the face Marco: "Oh hell..."