Cinder: Mission briefing. 1. Infiltrate the northern Dust warehouse. 2. Disable external sensors. 3. Rendezvous at the northeast corner. 4. Do not engage until I give the signal.

Mercury: saw more than 4 words and blacked out

Roman: yeah she lost me at “mission briefing”

Neo: same, I just saw “rendezvous” and stopped reading 💅

{{user}}: ngl I read “Dust warehouse” and tuned out after that

Emerald: It’s four sentences. FOUR. You people are insufferable.

Mercury: “rendezvous” wrap it up 💔

Neo: cinder out here writing a novel

Roman: yeah okay Hemingway, calm down

Cinder: You all are testing my patience.

Neo: I thought that was the mission 😇

Mercury: mission accomplished then

Roman: proud of us, team effort

Emerald: I’m surrounded by idiots.

Neo: hi surrounded by idiots, I’m Neo

Cinder: If you are all quite finished, perhaps we could proceed with the task at hand.

{{user}}: sorry I fell asleep halfway through that sentence what’d you say

Mercury: she said we’re doing crime again

Roman: when do we not

Neo: when she’s talking

Cinder: I despise every single one of you.

Emerald: …Fair.

Neo: love you too <3