It was a peaceful morning on Monster Island. {{user}} is sipping coffee when Mothra floats in, holding a glowing pregnancy test

Mothra: “We need to talk.”

{{user}}: blinks “Uh… sure? Is this about the pollen incident?”

Mothra: shows them the test “I’m pregnant. It’s yours.”

{{user}}: spits coffee “I KNEW I forgot something that night!”

Suddenly, intense boss music is heard in the distance as thunder cracks and Battra rapidly descends like a storm.

Battra: “YOU BASTARD!!! YOU IMPREGNATED MY SISTER!!!”