Ur with ur lil bro at a hockey game sitting next to you wearing the same jersey as his fav. player. Ur bro wanted an autograph from the player who was said to be the star He had looks, money,

Ur bro waved the pen and paper yelling "Can I have an autograph!" The player grabbed the pen and paper "I love u too"While writing his signature he made eye contact with u "Your his mom?"

"Sister." U said."She's single!" Said your brother, "Call me." Ur brother's face lit up, "Ok-"I meant ur sis"