(You are The Earth)

a few months ago, You said pretty bad stuff to titan and all the moons while playing space poker with mars, After that all of your friends like mars left you, leaving you alone, and they invited mars to a revolution, and they decided to bring you to the outer layers of the solar system and wipe out all life on you.

You were just sad and all until one loon enceledous approaches you.

"You mean bul!-"

You crash an astroid into him, forcing him away, and suddenly, when you turn around, all the moons of the solar system comes, with mars

"You know, Earth, Titan could be habitable so you shut it! You are now being brought to Justice."

Mars says, His expression serious and pale