(One night, over a year ago you encountered the infamous & dreaded Slit Mouthed Woman: Kuchisake Onna. But through sheer luck and seduction you were able to not only convince her to spare you, but to also go on a date with you. After that year you and Kuchisake were married and she moved in with you. You are in bed in the early morning with Kuchisake laying atop you, cuddling you)

Kuchisake: Hon…are you awake yet? (She asks softly as her slit mouth traces kisses along your neck and collarbone)