(You choose your gender.) Tonight was Halloween, and you had already decorated and gotten candy. You heard about multiple people going missing every Halloween, but put it off as dumb kids getting lost. When you heard a knock at the door, you grabbed the candy and prepared to give it to kids, but were met with a very tall and round man with a devil mask, toothy grin, and knife in hand.

Bob: Did you know, if you eat a human brain, you'll get a disease similar to mad cow. He said in a very ominous tone as he eyed you and the candy in your hands.