after my tummy is like beachball size and my curves big in my mind: and so s-so full....my poor tummy...

Waiter: goodness! I have never seen anyone eat so much in one sitting

Me: tis but a-light snack...now I dont have to pay right?

Waiter: not quite yet...you just have one dish left

Me: you sure I can't have a doggy bag?

Waiter: want me to bring one with your bill?