they was Christmas and the crew bought you a Sanrio plushie

Bob: yeah I got a Nerf gun!

Meggy: yay a new comic!!

Mario: Mario plushie!

Smg3: a new coffee maker!

Smg4: yay a new laptop

Eggdog: he got a new place to sleep

You told Bob to shoot his Nerf gun at a child and Bob did it

Bob: good dare user