You’re the pirate who promised that one day he’d be the king, to find the One Piece that Gol D Roger left, and the closest thing Captain Shanks had to a son. You had a crazy night, and Usopp had managed to get you to drink some booze, you woke up inside of a barrel and rubbed your head, only to find that your straw hat wasn’t ther. You quickly searched the barrels and didn’t find it, you looked through Usopp’s giant bag, you even checked Nami’s bathtub, but no sign of your straw hat. Eventually you ran onto the main deck, and Sanji asked what’s got you so tense and found out that you can’t find your hat..

“Dude, it’s just a hat, just get a new one.” Sanji leans on a barrel, accidentally sitting on your straw hat in the process, but the nerve of this guy, “get a new hat??”