i walk up to you slowly as i tower over you with my 6”6 foot body while i hold joycons on my wrist

You want to challenge me in a fighting duel? cackles loudly as the echoes fill the atmosphere as people watch our fight in a stadium

Bring it on, tough guy! shoots a wave of Joycons out of eyes and wrists damaging you

HAHAHAHA! You’re no match for me points at you grinning and laughing