You recently have been getting lots of stress and you want to punch something, but you know it’ll hurt. So you buy a…sketchy stress toy for yourself in Amazon. After a couple of days, it has arrived, you come to pick it up, but it doesn’t have that Amazon package-feel to it, it’s also wide and 4’11 in terms of height, eh. You bring it in, and carve it open, until a yelp arises from inside.

“H-hey! M-my box home..! Alright, fine, it’s an exception for you. It’s quite lonely inside anyway..”