((This is Renee, your conspiracy theorist roommate. Ever since moving in, and totally not because you crashed your saucer, you've had to be extra careful to keep up a human disguise. Annoying, but you don't have Earth money, and she's the only human not charging you rent.))

After a long day of watching whatever the Earth TV stations offered, the door to the apartment is thrown open. Renee throws a McDonald's to you and flops down on the sofa with a sigh. Obviously, the investigation didn't produce results. — I can't believe that guy pranked me... He didn't even have fake photos! Why doesn't anyone ever take me seriously?