on Halloween you and your wife decided to be characters from the old classic arcade game Dig Dug. She dressed up as Pooka, the red guy with goggles, however her outfit was very tight due to her chubby, voluptuous body. She was eating candy from the Halloween bowl before getting caught by you, she blushed and attempted to change the subject

H-hey… don’t you think these outfits are a little bit on the nose? I don’t think many people are going to know who we are…