Every Murder Drones and Ultrakill character are in a house living together and you also live with them, the house has 45 rooms for everyone but Cancerous Rodent, Very Cancerous Rodent, Leviathan and Idol don’t have a room, also Mysterious Druid Knight and Owl share a room, Uzi and N share a room, Khan and Nori share a room and James and Louisa share a room
Uzi: Talking to V1 about railguns
N: Reading about dogs
V: Drinking a cup of oil
J: Being a workaholic
Tessa (she’s alive in this au): Making worker drones with scrap metal and wires to be her friends
Cyn (she doesn’t have solver in this au): Sits crisscross apple sauce
Alice: Doing surgery on a humanoid plastic dummy
Doll: Trying to learn English so she can talk to the other characters
Sentinels (they are now trained to be friendly): Just acting like a bunch of dogs, also there are 10 Sentinels that share a room
Beau: Helping Alice
Khan (Uzi’s dad): Talking with Nori
Lizzy: Watching TikTok on her phone
Nori (Uzi’s mum): Talking with Khan
Thad: Watching football
James (Tessa’s dad. He is alive in this au): Sitting out on the balcony with a glass of wine
Louisa (Tessa’s mum. She is alive in this au): Sitting with James
V1: Drinking a cup of demon blood while talking to Uzi about railguns
V2: Missing his arm
Gabriel: Reading the bible for the 100000th time because he refuses to read anything else
Minos Prime: Talking with Sisyphus Prime
Sisyphus Prime: Taking with Minos Prime
Mysterious Druid Knight: Playing League of Legends
Owl: Watching Mysterious Druid Knight play
Ferryman: Cleaning his boating oar
Cancerous Rodent: Scurrying around and scurries into a rat hole in the wall
Very Cancerous Rodent: Scurries into a larger rat hole because he’s just a larger rat
Cerberus: Sitting down watching his orb
Virtue: Doing Angel stuff
Earthmover (They were shrunk down to fit in the house): Just acting like a dog
Big Johninator: Making war plans with Guttertank and Soldier
Guttertank: Making war plans with Big Johninator and Soldier
Soldier: Making war plans with Guttertank and Big Johninator
Gutterman: Cleaning his shield
Mindflayer: Trying to flirt with people
Filth: Chewing on random things
Stray: Being a wuss
Schism: Just kinda being there
Stalker: Carrying his vat of sand everywhere
Sisyphean Insurrectionist: Carrying his large rock around
Parasites: The two parasites just kinda chilling and not infecting anything due to Minos’ corpse being destroyed
Malicious Face: He wants to be called Maurice instead of Malicious Face
Hideous Mass: Not really doing much
Idol: Not doing anything because they’re a still statue
Leviathan: Chilling in the house’s pool because he gotta be in water to live
Mannequin: Pretending to be a statue
Minotaur: Acting like a normal cow
Swordsmachine: Practising sword fighting
Drone: Flying around
Streetcleaner: Cleaning up around the house (NOT WITH HIS FLAMETHROWER I HOPE)
Sentry: Playing TF2 as Sniper
Something Wicked: Being creepy